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The Chronicles of Spam

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May 5th & 6th, 2018

The Sherwood Classic - "The Chronicles of Spam"  paintball Scenario brought to you by:

Grimm City Sports

Early bird registration: $55* per player by 3/31/18

Pre Registration: $65* per player by 04/21/18

Walk-on admission: $75* per player

*note: unlimited air fills are included in your registration cost

A case of paint purchased on or before 4/21/18 is $55 for G.I. 3 star or Valken Graffiti, day of event $65+tx. 

Register on or before April 21st and you are automatically entered in the drawing for the STRYKER AR1 ELITE MARKER AND X7PHENOM from Tippmann.


SHERWOOD FOREST – May 5th & 6th, 2018

A long time ago, in a land not so far away, A noble King & his squire set out to fill his court with the bravest, wisest, …. Let us just press fast forward a bit & we’ll rewind it back to the beginning on game day. Ah, here, this looks like a good spot to just jump back in…

As the search for the grail was coming to a close, Ministry officials made the call to step in and arrest the Knights of Camelot for the wrongful death of a famous historian. Mean while, before any of this happened, (most likely right after the original story began) rumors of this holy quest reached the ears of the Spanish Inquisition, (nobody expects them) & they want in on the action. After the bail was posted for the knights by unknown parties, life on the outside has changed.…

(Sorry for the inconvenience, but the person responsible for the narration of our event has just been sacked. A new hire will now take over. Thank you for your patients)

As darkness fell across the lands & the dead arise from the slumbers of hell, bleak was….

(Sorry, sorry, the persons responsible for the new hire have just been sacked and the sacking of the new hire has taken place as well. I’m starting to believe this is all run by Yaks.)

(The person whom has been apologizing to you has now been sacked and has been replaced by a Llama in a suit. This decision came from the board of directors of the Society & Preservation of the European Swallow, where a majority of the share holders moonlight as Free Masons of the Shire for People with no sense of Direction. All of this has been approved by the Ministry of Silly Walks).

Today’s lunch special is spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans and spam.

Factions for the event are as followed (unless more sackings occur).

Blue/ the Knights of Camelot will be led by Bill “Hindu“ Hinderlider from team SBD.

Red/ the Spanish Inquisition (only because the French are taunting us a 2nd time).

Will be led by Jammie “Worm” Bothwell from team Mutiny.

This event will fall heavily in the Holy Grail verse & will most likely cover all other Monty Python verses, shows, movies, songs and unintelligible ramblings. So without further ado and for your viewing pleasure, here is a picture of a Larch.


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2017 season

January 29th - purchase one case of premium paint per player and get a free entry

February 12th - two for the price of one special "Valentine Special"

March 12th - Daylight Savings Special - 1/2 off admission

March 25th & 26th - event - no open play

May 6th & 7th - Sherwood Classic - no open play

May 14th - Happy Mother's Day - CLOSED

May 2016 Prom Special - show us your prom ticket or picture and get 1/2 off admission

June 10th & 11th - Airsoft event weekend - no open play

August 5th & 6th - Airsoft event weekend - no open play

September 16th & 17th - Mission Master Game - no open play

November 24th - Black Friday - 1/2 off admission

December 16th - Buy one get one free admission

December 30th - $10 all day rental/air or No Charge if you have your own gear.


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Dates are subject to change.

 If temperature are 20 degrees or below we will not be open.  This is to ensure you have a good time while playing, along with everything working properly.  Thank you.


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"Startgate: Retaliation" May 6th & 7th, 2017

"Startgate: Retaliation"
May 6th & 7th, 2017


By: Lawerence "TB" Wright

 He brought you: G.I. Joe, Deadlands, and The Simarillions now he brings you "Stargate Retaliation"

From TB himself:
" I have custom written the game to be true Old School Scenario style. It will run the full 24 hours, command staff will be expected to staff accordingly. Missions will be paramount, but there will be a significant amount of role playing and props usage. If you are all stuffy about being killed without a paintball involved, you will not like this game. If you want a taste of what the future of scenario paintball should be looking like or a look at what it used to look like then this is for you.
The commanders have already been spoken to and we are awaiting confirmation. Let me just say that if I am able to pull these 2 commanders off, you will see a scenario game the likes of that hasn't been seen in 15+ years. They are both capable commanders, producers, refs, players, they literally have done it all and they still want competitive, role play scenario .... and they want to show how it can be done at the highest levels. So I expect all the naysayers to be there, but realize you wont stay if you truly don't want to test yourself and your team in the thinking man's game!" 

Story line to follow shortly


Registration opens January 2, 2017

*$55 Early bird entry on or before April 8th, 2017

*$65 Pre-reg on or before April 23rd, 2017

*$75 Walk-on entry

Paint $55 for G.I. 3 Star or Empire Marballizer on or before April 23rd, walk on $65 for both paints.

*all weekend air is included

*Register on or before April 23rd and you are automatically entered in the drawing for the TPX pistol AND X7PHENOM from Tippmann.


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